What do you do on a rainy day while on quarantine from Corona 19? I was bored and sick and tired of cleaning, packing, and selling stuff, getting ready to hit the road full time. So I spent the day decorating our blue boy, honey wagon, or portable waste tank with septic tank jokes.

For those of you who are not campers and don’t know: at some campsites, they don’t have sewer hookups at every campsite. Hopefully, they have a dump station nearby. So instead of packing everything up, hooking our trailer up to the truck and going to the dump station every 2 to 3 days, we dump our black and grey tanks into the portable waste tank. Then we pull it over to the dump station and dump it.

While it is a lot easier to have the sewer hookups at the campsite, if everything goes well, it’s not a nasty job at all. I’m just trying to put a little smile on other campers’ faces when we see them at the dumpsites.

Other Contenders

There are so many other funny septic tank jokes, but I just didn’t have room for all of them.

• Turd Burglar
• A Flush Beats A Full House (should be Royal Flush because a flush doesn’t beat a full house in poker)
• Satisfaction guaranteed or 110% of your product back
• Thanks for flushing our business down the drain
• Septic Service: Your crap is our bread and butter
• Back off, we ain’t hauling milk
• You dump it, we pump it
• You s#!) it, we get it
• Your number 2 is our number 1
• Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
• Septic tank service, We haul milk on week-ends

Reply and let me know if you know of any other good ones.

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